Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...