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The 2000 Darwin awards!
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A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
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The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
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I’m gaining weight doctor
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