Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...