The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...