A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...