The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...