Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...