The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...