The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...