A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...