Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...