a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...