Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...