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Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
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Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
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Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
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