Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...