Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...