I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...