Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...