First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...