How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...