You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...