NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.