When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...