Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...