Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...