The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.