Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!