Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...