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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
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Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.