You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
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Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Elephant Jokes Eight
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