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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Why are women like snow flakes?
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Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
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New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
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