Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...