Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...