If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...