How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...