Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...