Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
R.A.P.
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A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...