People with busy lives
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Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
New way to herd cattle
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The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...