The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!