The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...