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Smaller or larger tuxedo
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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
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New Computer Viruses!
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Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
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How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
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A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Shootin Craps
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