Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...