Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...