The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica