Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...