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Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
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Recipe for Banana Bread
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Rowing Your Boat
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Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....