Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...