International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...