Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...