Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...